Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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