Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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