how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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