i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yo dont text me then not text me
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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