I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
