been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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