Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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