yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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