Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
...so i touched it.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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