I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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