I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
two words...techno handjob
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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