I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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