Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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