i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I love you. Go after that dick
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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