i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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