plz talk dirty to me
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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