I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize