Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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