i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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