Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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