the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
this will be a night to untag.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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