This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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