Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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