So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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