Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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