Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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