I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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