Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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