Yo dont text me then not text me
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.