Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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