Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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