Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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