i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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