it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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