It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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