I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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