NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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