So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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