thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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