Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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