i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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