CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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