Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
organizing the empties. That sober.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Holy shit dude........stairs
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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