dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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