i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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