redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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