she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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