I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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