nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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