Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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