Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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