Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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