That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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