Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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